AISubs v3.7
- Yardo! - Scotch!
- Judo! - Grout!
- Judo! - Toshimizu!
- Judo! - It's so trending right now!
- Right?! - You're right!
- What? - You're right!
- It's trending now! - You're doing Netflix now, aren't you?
- I'm doing it! I'm doing it! - Yes!
- It's so popular... - Yes!
- Of course... - You haven't watched it yet!
- What?! - Oh!
- Then I don't know about that! - You say that...
- I don't know! Maybe it's not trending right now! - Then...
- All I know is that it's trending! - Same here!
I'm very curious...
When you're about to start watching...
Even if you're told by others...
that you should watch...
- There are moments when you can't take a step forward. - Yes.
When you think about what you should do...
Oh, I know! I'll get into sumo!
- If you're into sumo, you'll definitely watch it. - Oh, I see.
- There's nothing boring about doing it. - Yeah, you're right.
So let's do sumo today and get into sumo!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Let's do sumo! - It's our first time doing sumo, right?
- Yeah, it's our first time. - As expected.
What we're aiming for is...
When you decide on your win or loss in sumo...
There's something called "kimarite."
It's like, "How did you win?"
There's a name for it...
But we don't know much about that name.
So, when we actually do sumo...
There's often a "kimarite" that we don't know about.
So this time...
We'll split up into teams of 3 against 3...
And until we decide on 7 "kimarite"...
- We won't go home! - Yeah!
So we'll decide on a team and do sumo normally.
And when we win, we'll announce a "kimarite."
And we can win that "kimarite."
- So we win if we win 7 different teams. - Wow!
- So even if we keep winning, we only get one? - Yeah!
- I see. - We only get one of the same.
But it's okay if we overlap.
Even if you know about your opponent's "kimarite"...
It's okay. You can do it like that.
- But you have to win with it in order to win. - Yeah.
- That's the battle. - Yeah.
It's hard to decide on a team.
We don't know what power and strength sumo has.
- I think Yumemaru might be strong. - Yeah, me too.
- I have that image. - Yeah, me too.
- I don't think you can throw it. - Yeah.
Obviously, this time...
It's Shibai and Toshimitsu who are famous for having the same size and body parts.
- Rock, paper, scissors to decide on a team. - Okay!
- Sorry, come to the center. - Okay.
- What did you just say? - Huh?
- "Toritori." - "Toritori."
- "Toritori" by Gin-chan. - I know what you mean.
- "Toritori" by Gin-chan? - "Toritori" by Gin - chan?
I've heard of it.
Do it!
- "Toritori" by Gin-chan! - Ah!
- "Toritori" by Gin-chan! - Oh, well...
- Which song have you been practicing lately? - "Bruce Lee"!
- Oh, "Bruce Lee"! - It's "Bruce Lee"!
- "Bruce Lee"! - Yes!
I don't know much about it, so I'm scared.
- "Toritori" by Gin-chan! - "Toritori" by Gin - chan!
- "Gin-chan"? - I won!
- It's a coincidence, right? - Wait, wait!
- Wait! - Oh, it's over!
- Wait! - Oh, no!
- It's like we're in the top five. - Really?
- What do we do? - If we don't win this time, we won't get points, right?
- Are we going to do a serious battle now? - Are we going to do a serious battle now?
- I feel like it. - Then, let's get started!
- Yes! - Go!
[Starting now!]
- Huh? Is that a camera? - Huh?
Right now, it's really like Sumo wrestling.
- Sumo wrestling is also one camera angle, right? - Is NHK filming with one camera?
- Sumo wrestling is also one camera angle, right? - That's true.
- But for replay purposes, we have that camera over there and that camera over there. - Ah, I see.
And then, the waiting room is over there.
- The rest of you can watch over there. - Ah, I see.
- It's definitely over there. - It's definitely over there.
And now, the match is about to begin.
- We don't know who will win and who will lose, so... - That's right.
- For those of you who were judging today... - Oh!
- Thank you for coming! - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- The former wrestler, Mr. Sakuma! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- I'm really sorry, but I'm a beginner, so I'd like you to kindly guide me. - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Will we be able to win against these three teams? - No, we have our own techniques.
- Ah, I see. - We have our own techniques.
- Then, we still don't know who will win. - That's right.
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- Let's leave the two representatives behind and go over there. - Yes!
- It's decided! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Aren't you going to get hurt? Are you okay? - Don't break your bones!
- I don't feel like losing at all. - What? Really?
- Look at me. My legs are wide and my center of gravity is high. - That's true.
- If you lose, you'll be embarrassed for the rest of your life. - It's like a battle between us that we can't win or lose.
- By the way, what are the rules of sumo wrestling? - There are only two rules.
- What's the rule of sumo wrestling? - You can hit me.
- You can do anything but swing. - Even if you break your eyes?
- You'd better take off your glasses. - No, I'm fine.
- Really? - Do you have a history of glasses?
- I have to take them off. - Oh, I see.
- I'll take them off. - Oh, no. The moment I lost my glasses, I lost confidence.
- Please do it!
- You can do it!
- This feeling is also very good.
- Ready, go!
- Oh!
- Wait a minute!
- Isn't it hard to win a battle like this?
- Eat it!
- That was sumo wrestling, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
- I want you to hit me a little harder at first. - You said it yourself.
- I didn't use any force. - I can't see your mouth.
- I'm really curious about your decision now. - I'm really curious about it.
- I don't have a good way of winning a battle like sumo wrestling.
- That's true. - That's true.
- Do you have a way of winning a battle like sumo wrestling? - Yes, I do.
- Please write it down. - If you have a way of winning a battle like sumo wrestling...
- Yes, I've decided. - Yes.
- What is your decision now?
- My decision now is...
- It's a trick. - It's a trick!
- I've never heard of it! - I've never heard of it either.
- It's a trick. - What is a trick?
- It's a trick where you throw it and it comes out. - Oh!
Now that you mention it, I feel like I've been touched a little by both of you.
- That's one point! - Yes!
- The game is over. - High-five!
- I want to see Yumemaru fight like this. - Yeah.
- He's a little scary. - Alright, let's do it!
[YUMEMARU VS HIKAKIN]
- Awright. - Go for it!
- Whoa! - I'm gonna throw it!
- It's not over yet! - Do it!
- Tsetsuya, hold onto it! - Go for it!
- He weeks for it! - Go for it!
- Go for it!
- He weeks for it! - Go for it!
- You can do it! - Go for it!
- I know you can do it! - Go for it!
- Oh no! It came off! - What's wrong?!
- It started! - Was it coming out first?
- It's a little fat. - Nice!
- It was meaningful, but... - You threw it last, but it came out first.
- That was a good match. - You must've been really tired.
- That match was... - What was it?
- Yorikiri! - Yorikiri!
- I've heard of it! - I've heard of it before!
- What is Yorikiri? - It's when you hold your horse and...
- Oh, like that! - Yes, yes.
- I see! - Wow!
- That means we'll have the most Yorikiri. - That's right.
- Let's switch! - Nice, nice!
- Let's go! - Let's talk.
- Shimizu's trying to get his back off. - He's doing it with his hands!
- But he's turning the board! - Shibayu's doing it!
- He got it!
- He's doing it! - It's fun!
- It's dangerous!
- It's stuck! - He's stuck!
- Shibayu's strong! - He's stuck!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
[TIME'S UP]
You did it!
- Yay! - Didn't you do it just now?
- That was hot! - It was hot!
- That's what I want to see! - That's a bit too much!
The golden ball is over.
- The battle is no longer possible. - My legs are starting to go numb.
If you didn't put that under your shirt, it'd be over!
It was a real disaster.
- Your choice is... - My choice is...
- You did it! - You did it!
- That's good! - That's good!
- Good job! - That's good!
- You're in first place now. What will you do? - I'm in first place, but I'm too fast!
- This is bad! - Seriously!
- I'll go first. - I'll go first.
- Seriously? - Seriously?
- If you think you're in trouble, you'll lose. - Yeah!
- You'll lose if you pull. - You'll lose if you pull.
- I see you have that skill. - I see you have that skill.
[TIME'S UP]
- Okay! - Okay!
- This hurts... - Oh!
- Come on! You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
- You're still in first place! - You can do it!
- Oh! - Oh!
[TIME'S UP]
- Losing is fun! - Why is it so fun?
- What was your choice? - My choice is...
- You pushed it off. - What's that?!
- Did you push off the Eibokki? - Because you didn't have a turner.
- Yes, yes. - Oh!
- It changes when you have a turner or not. - I see.
- Mushi-san, if you combine it with the amount... - You'll get more points.
- You can win in various ways. - Let's break it down in order.
- We have to break it down. - Shiba Inu, tell me! - Let's go!
- Tano-san, shall we go? - Let's go!
- By the way, this is just information. - Yes.
- We've prepared eight turns. - Huh?
- We asked Cyclone and Takeshi to prepare their hearts. - Hahaha!
- Are you kidding me? - They look strong.
- They do look strong. - They look like they can do it the best.
- They do look strong. - They look like they can do it well.
- Okay! - Let's do it! - Let's go!
- Okay! - Let's go!
- Oh! - Shiba Inu, wait for me! - Wait for me!
- Okay! - Oh!
- Shiba Inu, you're winning! - I lost!
- Shiba Inu, wait for me! - Shiba Inu, you're winning!
- I'm winning, but I can't get up. - It was a little unusual for me.
- Oh! - Huh? - What's wrong?
- I think it's a serious one! - What?
- What's a serious one? - Wait a minute! - What's wrong?
- I think my left hand is broken.
- What do you mean? - Can you move it? - No, I can't.
- Do you have strength in you? - Yes.
- Oh no, you're injured! - You're injured!
- You're injured!
- This is an official injury! - Look at this face!
- This is a little hospital. - This is a YouTube - like decision, isn't it?
- One, two... - Self-fixing!
- Okay! - Let's go as it is! - I'm sweating all over! - Let's go as it is!
- Let's go to the hospital as it is. I can't wear clothes.
- What's wrong with you? - I'm sorry, but we have no choice.
- We have no choice. - We have no choice but to go like this.
- We can't wear clothes. - It's okay.
- It's okay, Shibayu. - It's okay, Shibayu.
- I don't have enough strength. - It's perfect! It's perfect! It's perfect!
- It's beautiful!
- But Shibayu's noble sacrifice is probably winning. - That's right!
- We've been defeated. - We can only deliver victory.
- Take one point and go! - The winner is...
- Abise. - Abise is defeated!
- That's sad! - Shibayu is defeated!
- What kind of technique is it? - It's a technique where you show your weight.
- It's already in his heart. - I see.
- It's really already in his mind when he defeated him. - That's true, he doesn't have that kind of thought.
- We can't afford to lose anymore. - That's true, we have to win for our job.
- Tetsuya has to win all of them. - Wait a minute, that's too much!
- 3 against 2? - 3 against 2?
- We have no choice but to go. - We're winning!
- You can do it, Toshimitsu! - Let's go, we're on the same team.
- Alright, let's do it. - Alright, let's go.
- No, no, no! - Huh?
- If you say it like that, it makes me nervous. - It's because it's a sacred place.
- You're saying it to both of us. - It's sacred.
- You can do it, Toshimitsu! - It's low!
- You can do it!
- Oh, it's off once. - Regroup!
- If you lose, Tetsuya, if you lose, step back! - You can do it!
- No! - You lost!
- Did we lose? - But what was that just now?
- How was it just now? - Was it a draw?
- That was a good match. - It was a draw.
- It was a draw! - It was a draw!
- I see. - What's different about this match?
- It's either a draw or a draw. - It's a draw or a draw.
- We beat them! - Nice!
- Okay! - Great!
- We're in trouble. - Tetsuya, let's go for a series of rounds!
- I'll go if you do! - Tetsuya, we can win if it's a draw!
- We've only got a draw and a draw and a draw, right? - That's right!
- Let's go! - Alright!
- Please! - Please!
- Mackyoyun, up! - Oh, good!
- Good, good, good!
- Edmond, Honda! Edmond, Honda!
- It's up! It's up! - It's up!
- Let's do something good!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
It just came out of nowhere!
I thought it'd be too close, so I put it back in.
This is so humiliating!
- I thought it'd be too close, so I put it back in. - Is it that bad?!
The one who came out of the match first...
- is closer. - Whoa!
- Nice! - Save!
- Okay, okay, save, save! - Save, save, save!
Well, Yumemaru just ruined his performance earlier...
- and now he's a little... - He's coming!
- He's getting carried away. - Hey!
- That's true! - That's true!
We can't break you two up, right?
You should've been more gentle in the beginning.
How much do you weigh?
- 84.5kg. - 54.5kg.
- Oh no! - Oh no, oh no!
- You're gonna get hurt! - 30kg? That's crazy!
Ready, go!
- For real? - I hear meat! I hear meat!
- Oh no! - Oh no, oh no!
But you just pushed it out, didn't you?
- Wait a minute! - I don't know which one it is.
- Yamaimo's final move, please! - Yamaimo's final move is...
- Whoa! - Pushing it out.
- Nice! - Nice!
- Nice one! - Nice one!
- This is it, right? - If you turn it around and hold it for too long, you'll get pushed out.
- I see. - I see.
(Yamaimo's final move)
- But in reality, you two can't do it. - Even if you turn it around like this, there's no one else in this venue who's putting their feet up, right?
- There's no one else? - There's no reason for you to say that!
- Oh no, is it just the two of us? - There's no one else here.
- What's up? - Huh?
- Huh?
- I'm so mad! - What was that?!
- Hey, Cyclone! Are you putting on a safety belt because you're coming in here instead of us? - That's a lie!
- This is... - You're stronger than us!
- The election is in full swing! - How much do you weigh? - 78kg.
- You're suddenly an ace!
- Man, this is reassuring. - Right?
- Can you say it already? - It's a lie!
- Is that all you can say? - I think we can throw it in the end.
- That's true. - Yeah. - Let's throw it in the end!
- Okay. - Okay.
- Okay! - Let's go, Cyclone!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - You can do it!
- No, that's... - No, it's fine! You can do it!
- You can't lose! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Huh?! - You lost!
- What is this?! - I want a penalty!
- Huh?! What is that?! - What is that?!
- I'm at a loss! - Whoa!
- The rule of the game is...
- throwing a scoop. - Throwing a scoop!
- What is that?! - What is that?! - It's a Cyclone-like scooping!
- What's a scooping? - It's okay! - You scoop and...
- you throw. - Ah...
- Thank you. - But isn't it amazing?
- It's four-four. - Yeah, but seriously... - It's a good match.
- If we're really trying to win... - Yeah. - I'd rather not come out.
- Hahaha! - Just now, this one...
- I think I had three of them. - Hahaha!
- If we're really trying to win, I can't come out. - Yeah.
- Even though I still have some room... - Oh, yeah!
- I'll do it a little. - Okay! This is my first match!
- If we're going physically, it's a little... - Yeah!
- Mushi-san is tricky, so let's aim for it! - Okay!
- Okay!
- Oh! - Oh! That's good! That's good!
- That's good! Let's paint it! - Nice, nice!
- Oh! Oh! - Oh! Are you okay? Oh! Are you safe?
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's tight! Whoa! - Hahaha!
- Oh! Oh! - Hahaha!
- The winner of this match is...
- Uwatenagi! - Whoa!
- I see! You were taller than me!
- Nice! - You're right!
- I think you had a new form just now! - Nice, nice, nice!
- You're big! You're big! - Okay, let's have a face-off!
- Let's do it! - Next...
- Tanashi... Hyoi... - I'm left behind!
- Oh! - Oh!
- What is this match?! - This is going to be fun!
- It's like a face-off!
- It's like wrestling! - It's like wrestling!
- Go! Go! Go! - Go for it! Go for it!
- Go for it!
- Go! - Go for it!
- It's not my first time! - It's working!
- Looking good! - Huh?
- You OK? - Huh?
- We did it! - Yay!
- OK. - I would've pushed it first.
- Go back a little. - Go back.
Was it obvious which one you won?
- My legs are out. - OK, OK!
- The winner is... - The one you just pushed.
- Oh! - Isn't it hard? Pushing is fun, right?
- It's new. - Alright!
Nice one, Reiko!
- Does that mean we're back in business? - Don't you think?
- Why don't we share some words we've heard before? - Sure.
You know how I fought with a beetle beetle in my singing lesson?
- It had a move called "Ucchari". - "Ucchari"!
- It dodged and went like this. - Oh!
- There's one, right? - "Ucchari"?
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
- Huh? - What about "hatakikomi"?
- "Hatakikomi" doesn't exist. - It does!
- "Hikinan" doesn't exist. - "Hikiotoshi"?
- Every month?
- "Furikomi" doesn't exist. - "Furikomi"?
- I think it does! - "Tasukibobarai" does exist.
- "Dandan dashiku"? - "Jutakuron" doesn't exist.
That doesn't exist.
- Alright! - Alright!
- Nice one, Reiko! - I'm counting on you!
- Alright! - I'm curious!
- What is it? - Oh!
What is it?
What did you say?!
Yes! Yes!
What is that?!
Yes! Yes! Go! Yes! Yes!
What is that?!
It just came! It clearly has never come before!
He was holding it!
The winner of rock-paper-scissors is...
Okuri...
What?!
Hey, don't let Okuri hit you!
Okuri was hit!
Okuri was hit by the opponent's back.
Wow!
There really is such a thing!
There is!
This is bad!
It's reach!
Alright!
Daiguro, I'm counting on you!
I can't do it anymore!
I want to catch up once!
Yeah!
It's reach!
Alright, I'm counting on you!
He's in good shape, but...
Do your best!
Oh! He's grabbing his leg!
He's grabbing his leg!
He's cheeky!
He's grabbing it back!
It's good! It's good!
How is it?!
Is it bad?!
He was holding his leg, so his name might change!
He was holding his leg!
Alright, what was that?!
The winner of rock-paper-scissors is...
Watashikomi!
Watashikomi, nice!
Nice!
Nice, Watashikomi!
Watashikomi, what does it mean?
You grab someone's leg and...
Oh, I see!
Exactly!
Nice!
Alright!
It's a 6-6 reach match!
Until the match ends...
Tetsuya-kun!
Yes?!
Please do it!
Until the match ends?!
I have no choice but to do it!
Alright!
Tetsuya, if you lose...
We'll beat you up!
That's right!
Alright!
Isn't it a good combination for Memoro?
Alright!
Let's do it!
Alright!
Calm down!
One more time! Calm down!
See?!
You're pathetic!
I'm not pathetic!
If it's true, is it Ketsuya's loss?
That's right. If it's wrong, it's Katsuya's loss.
Is it decided?
It's not decided, it's a heart.
It's not decided, it's not decided.
One more time?!
If it's Ketsuya's loss, it's Katsuya's loss.
That's only in this fight!
I'm counting on you.
Is it decided?!
You're strong, Tetsuya!
How is it?
Don't let him lower his head!
You can do it! You can do it!
It's finally decided!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
This is...
I don't know if it's decided or not!
I feel like I've seen it before!
It's Tetsuya's win, but...
But...
The problem right now is...
Stealing and throwing.
Stealing and throwing doesn't work for me.
It doesn't work for you.
We did it!
Nice!
We did it!
I don't know if you can see it!
I don't know!
We lost!
Stealing and throwing doesn't work for you.
Stealing and throwing doesn't work for me.
Wow!
We lost!
We won!
We lost!
We won!
This is fun!
With that, our team won by 7-6!
Yes!
Thank you!
It looks like we're going home after watching this.
That's right!
Let's improve our ability to steal in the future!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Shibayu...
I hope you're okay...
If you put me in a weird place, I'll put you in there!
Damn you!
We're not going?
Not again?
We won!
Skull!
Complex fracture!